It is not world class martial arts skills, these are people that all demand a lot from their pants. Pants that allow dynamic movement, without embarrassing rips or tears.
Dear reader, my quest for the ultimate climbing pant was often frustrating, but I did not give up until I found apparel with equal parts fashion, durability, and mobility.
In my darkest moment, I was struck with inspiration like a roundhouse kick to my head. An old advertisement from Black Belt Magazine for "Action Jeans" contained the answer to my prayers. The advertisement claims they won't bind your legs because of the gusseted crotch and spandex content of the fabric. This led me into unexpected terrain. The prize of my quest was not located in a locking glass case, but amidst a sea of denim in the women's clothing section of my local thrift store. Noted for the generous fit, modest waist line, and stretch denim, the pants that do it all, are in fact, "Mom Jeans".
Mom Jeans are nearly identical to Action Jeans in all but their application. Skateboarders, break dancers, and all the other movers and shakers need not suffer any longer. The only pant that can meet the demands of your active lifestyle is waiting for you. Put your ego aside, dare to try on women's pants, and find freedom like you have never known.
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