What do soccer moms, rock climbers, and Chuck Norris all have in common?
It is not world class martial arts skills, these are people that all demand a lot from their pants. Pants that allow dynamic movement, without embarrassing rips or tears.
Dear
reader, my quest for the ultimate climbing pant was often frustrating, but I did not give up until I
found apparel with equal parts fashion, durability, and mobility.
In
my darkest moment, I was struck with inspiration like a roundhouse kick
to my head. An old advertisement from Black Belt Magazine for "Action
Jeans" contained the answer to my prayers. The advertisement claims they
won't bind your legs because of the gusseted crotch and spandex content
of the fabric. This led me into unexpected terrain. The prize of my
quest was not located in a locking glass case, but amidst a sea of denim
in the women's clothing section of my local thrift store. Noted for the
generous fit, modest waist line, and stretch denim, the pants that do
it all, are in fact, "Mom Jeans".
Mom Jeans are nearly identical to Action Jeans in all but their application.
Skateboarders, break dancers, and all the other movers and shakers need
not suffer any longer. The only pant that can meet the demands of your
active lifestyle is waiting for you. Put your ego aside, dare to try on
women's pants, and find freedom like you have never known.
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| Can you do this in your pants? |
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